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Pxssy Water

Pxssy Water

Regular price $5.00 USD
Regular price $10.00 USD Sale price $5.00 USD
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Stay refreshed and hydrated with Pussy Water, a premium alkaline water designed to quench your thirst and elevate your hydration game. Packaged in a sleek 16.9 FL OZ (.5L) bottle, this crisp, clean water boasts a pH of 9+ to help balance your body's natural acidity and keep you feeling your best.

  • 0 Calories – No sugar, no carbs, just pure hydration.
  • Alkaline pH 9+ – Helps neutralize acidity and supports overall wellness.
  • FDA Approved – Quality you can trust in every sip.
  • Serve Chilled – For the ultimate refreshing experience.
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Customer Reviews

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YO FAT PUM PUM
This is disgraceful

Let’s use common sense yall buying this so called drink called pussy water and expect it to taste good he’ll no it’s fine smell like bounce that ass and fish and it’s from the BUMBOCLAUT UNO IS ONE FAT DUTY DISGRACE TO SOCIETY

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Antonio Alvarez
Never revived

Never came

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Anonymous
UUUGGH!

Oh my GYATT did this SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZ my dehydration

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Jeffrey
10/10 product

Tasted like my mothers vaginal liquid! I loved it and how it reminded me of my mother

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Juice
Smelled Fishy

Ts Tastes like battery acid, ball sweat, & unseasoned tuna. Just the smell alone gave me bumps on my lip. Don’t recommend buying.